neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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